Western Quotes for Your Dating App Bio

These’ll make ‘em swipe right…

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“Never liked seein’ strangers. This is ‘cause no stranger ever good news’d me.” - Nadine, Red River

“I’m not crazy, I’m just colorful.” - Percy, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

“I don’t even know how we’ll make a living, but I promise I’ll love you the rest of your life.” - Wyatt, Tombstone

“I don’t dance very well when my partner has a gun in his hand.” - Clara, Back to the Future Part III

“I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.” - Ed Tom Bell, No Country for Old Men

“I’m smarter than a beaver.” - Naru, Prey

“I’ve never seen so many men wasted so badly.” - Blondie, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

“What I like and what I need are two different things.” - Deke, The Wild Bunch

“I could give you more money than you could ever spend.” - John Herod, The Quick and the Dead

“Even bad men love their mamas.” - Ben Wade, 3:10 to Yuma

“Smart men don’t get married.” - John Brooder, Bone Tomahawk

“You know, I was just thinking that maybe it’s about time you and me started going steady.” - Martin, The Searchers