Top 5 Better Ways Lloyd Could Have Gotten Diane’s Attention in ‘Say Anything’

By Chad Comello

5.

Suit and tie never hurt anyone.

4.

Shout her name really loudly so she knows for sure that he’s trying to get her attention.

3.

Play Peter Gabriel’s “Sledgehammer” instead—that track slaps.

2.

Use the pen she gave him to write a thinly veiled novel about their romance with the hope that one day she will read it and reconsider her decision to break up with him.

1.

Call her on the phone at a reasonable hour.