A Christmas Ho-Ho-Horror Starter Pack
By Natalie Pohorski
If you’ve overdosed on cozy Hallmark movies, try these holiday-themed horror movies to add a little spice to your seasonal viewing.
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale
The real Santa Claus is excavated in an archaeological dig and soon after children start disappearing. Santa is then joined by terrifying elves and an evil corporation, so it’s up to a boy and his father to save the day. Surprisingly heart-warming and epic, this critically acclaimed cult classic might be your new annual watch.
Krampus
The same director that created another holiday classic, Trick ‘r Treat, brings this family-friendly, “horror lite” treat for Christmas. The comedic moments are great, but this is a truly wonderful and spooky cautionary tale that even grandma and the in-laws would approve of.
Black Christmas
Black Christmas is really a horror movie with a holiday backdrop so I don’t necessarily recommend it as a seasonal watch, but as it’s a brilliant film that some even consider the first modern slasher, I have to include it on the list. The snow and Christmas lights give this one cozy points too.
Silent Night, Deadly Night
“Santa’s got a gun.” Because Christmas needs a horror franchise all on its own, there are six entries in this fan-favorite series. It features an endless number of on-theme creative kills like death by Christmas lights and even reindeer antlers! While it’s known for many “so bad it's good” scenes, there are also some truly unsettling moments.
Anna and the Apocalypse
If you can’t do holiday viewing without a musical, this undead comedic musical wonder is for you. Anna and her friend are trying to get to the other side of town for safety, and their journey is full of fantastic singing and dance numbers. Add it to your watchlist or be added to the Naughty list!
Deep Red
Calling this one a Christmas movie is a bit of a stretch, but there is an iconic moment with a Christmas tree and red is the color of the season after all! Argento horror is something that should be appreciated year-round. The web this mystery weaves can get complex, but it brilliantly keeps you guessing, and it’s a beautiful cinematic feast for the eyes too.
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Leave it to Tim Burton to share the true meaning of Christmas in this Halloween-themed Christmas movie (yes, that’s what I said). This adorable and uplifting tale of the king of Halloween Town’s attempt at celebrating Christmas may not be a horror movie, but it is certainly spooky and a magical world the whole family can enjoy.
Better Watch Out
A real “blurred lines” horror movie, Better Watch Out tells the tale of a kid, his babysitter, and her brother. When home invaders threaten to ruin what the kid thought might be a romantic evening with his babysitter, roles are reversed and things get real weird. This one is a wild ride. Nothing too dark and sinister, but pretty effed up just the same. If you’re looking for a deadlier Home Alone, look no further.
Natalie Pohorski is a content specialist at Cinema Sugar.